I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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