Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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