Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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