GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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