is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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