I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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