just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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