btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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