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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.

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(520): View more from Arizona

im six kinds of drunk right now

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce

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(630): View more from Illinois

yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed

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(520): View more from Arizona

She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant

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(240): View more from Maryland

It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.

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