This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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