SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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