i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
