Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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