I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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