I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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