you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
All I want is dick and wine.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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