yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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