if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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