What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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