does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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