Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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