You made me cry and you don't even care
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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