Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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