Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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