I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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