I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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