using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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