new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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