I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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