Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wish i was in the wii world.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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