It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
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I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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