$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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