Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
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