There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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