is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I bet he comes in French.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
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My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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