If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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