with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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