I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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