Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
