Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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