i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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