i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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