I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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