New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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