I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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