we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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