I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
there is glitter all over my balls
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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