it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
