I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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