sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I AM VODKA MAN
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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