what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just had sex on a roof
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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