would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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