Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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