bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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