420 ftw
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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