HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Shame is for Republicans.
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