I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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