I don't remember. Are we still dating?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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