took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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