the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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