I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize